I'm screwed...

How to tell if you are screwed as an intellectual;
1) You are a night hawk
2) You make sure to never have 'accidents' during relations
3) You over think situations which can result in evasion
4) You are more gullible to lies
5) You are self loathing/ self destructive
If you are most of these, you are really smart, but you are also screwed because you think more than act which keeps you from living and being more successful than you could be.

Source

Makes you smarter

Makes you... ah hell who am I kidding!

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