If I could fly...

If I could fly, it would be really cool but ultimately suck since I would freeze my ass if I got high in the air or went really fast.

If I could stop time, it would be awesome but ultimately suck since I would be blind and could not move because light and air would not be moving either.

If I could be invisible, it would be neat but ultimately suck since I would have to be naked and then probably get pretty cold and feel like a pervert. Also probably get hit by a truck and no one would notice but wonder what the smell was a few days later.

If I could read minds, it would be fantastic but ultimately suck since most people are thinking boring thoughts most of the day or thinking insecure thought or things I am thinking myself anyway like "who farted?" I would only be able to figure out who farted if that person laughed on the inside.

If I could be invincible, it would be nifty but ultimately suck since everyone would want to try and beat me up and I would not care but just get annoyed but not be able to do much about it

If I was super strong, it would be crazy but ultimately suck since I would beat someone up for hitting me and then get arrested for it.

Reality really takes all the fun out of fantasy...