How Not to Choke

http://news.uchicago.edu/article/2010/09/21/psychologist-shows-why-we-choke-under-pressure-and-how-avoid-it

- whistle while you work to stop from over-thinking
- practice, practice, practice
- don't worry about stereotypes, think of the exception
- meditation, learn to relax whenever you need

I'm screwed...

How to tell if you are screwed as an intellectual;
1) You are a night hawk
2) You make sure to never have 'accidents' during relations
3) You over think situations which can result in evasion
4) You are more gullible to lies
5) You are self loathing/ self destructive
If you are most of these, you are really smart, but you are also screwed because you think more than act which keeps you from living and being more successful than you could be.

Source

Makes you smarter

Makes you... ah hell who am I kidding!

One of my favourite movies of all time...

De-motivational; Pylons

That should shut him up, at least until they drop a nuke

Ah yes Starcraft... I hated when he told me I needed to construct more pylons... Looks like I am not the only one.

I'm just not that crazy... most of the time.

de-motivational: 4th place

To be Fourth, yeah, it sucks.

Yes it does, which is why I go for last

If you are going to be a failure, be a spectacular one!

De-motivational; No Matter What...

He reminds me of Kratos' nice brother... Sratos

No matter what, your pet will never be as awesome as a MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!

In case you are wonder, this pic is from a awesome game that Bioware did a long time ago called Baulder's Gate. I loved that game... best RPG ever!... next to fallout.

De-motivational; Double Rainbow

It means you need to get out more

OMG So Intense!

I love this video and I love the songs made from it!

Original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

Demotivational; Reality: No matter how good she may look now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

Reality: No matter how good she may look now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

I love this poster. Explains things so well. In fact, I think I will post more "posters" that I think are neat.

I know many women that don't understand this concept. In fact, one woman I know who is very hot keeps telling me all you need is good looks and wild sex to keep a man. She is of course very wrong. Sure it may keep him as a loyal pet for a little while but eventually... (maybe when she stops looking so hot if he has low self worth) he will dump her ass.

Several men I know don't either until they have on of their own.