De-motivational; Pylons

That should shut him up, at least until they drop a nuke

Ah yes Starcraft... I hated when he told me I needed to construct more pylons... Looks like I am not the only one.

I'm just not that crazy... most of the time.

de-motivational: 4th place

To be Fourth, yeah, it sucks.

Yes it does, which is why I go for last

If you are going to be a failure, be a spectacular one!

De-motivational; No Matter What...

He reminds me of Kratos' nice brother... Sratos

No matter what, your pet will never be as awesome as a MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!

In case you are wonder, this pic is from a awesome game that Bioware did a long time ago called Baulder's Gate. I loved that game... best RPG ever!... next to fallout.

De-motivational; Double Rainbow

It means you need to get out more

OMG So Intense!

I love this video and I love the songs made from it!

Original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

Demotivational; Reality: No matter how good she may look now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

Reality: No matter how good she may look now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

I love this poster. Explains things so well. In fact, I think I will post more "posters" that I think are neat.

I know many women that don't understand this concept. In fact, one woman I know who is very hot keeps telling me all you need is good looks and wild sex to keep a man. She is of course very wrong. Sure it may keep him as a loyal pet for a little while but eventually... (maybe when she stops looking so hot if he has low self worth) he will dump her ass.

Several men I know don't either until they have on of their own.

Guys from a Girls Perspective

... and this is the simplified version

Women have so many categories for men that they don't even know what to do with them half the time. And then they wonder why men can never understand them or know what they want.

To help women understand what the average single man is thinking about women...

The unfortunate key word is 'WANT'

Notice the red circle is smaller for the guys with a girlfriend. 

Whether or not he will actually have sex with those girls depends on; 

-his beliefs (religion, morales, family history)

-whether he can get away with it (Thanks Chris Rock)

-how much he cares about his girlfriend at the time of the opportunity

Movie: Insidious

It has been a very long time when any movie gave me the chills, especially a horror movie. Well, I got one in the middle of the movie "Insidious". It is a throwback to the classic horror movies even with the old school music. (My friend who has not seen many old horror movies thought it was very odd.) I won't tell you exactly where I got the jitters but it definitely happened.

The movie as a whole was pretty darn good too. No plot holes, no items outside the realm of the movie logic, no impossibly stupid or smart people. I did guess the ending but my friend did not. Also no crazy amount of gore for no reason. What really kills a movie (other than the commercials giving away the ending, which this did not luckily) is seeing more blood come out of one person than they could possibly have in their entire body. This never happens and I am very glad.

So if you like to be scared, or are one of those people who like to spend half of their time in the theatre watching a movie between their fingers, give this one a try. Watching with a packed house made it even more fun. I swear some girls were just screaming because so many others were freaking out next to them. Don't worry, I'll be there to protect them :>